PART 31-EASOPE As Fur got off his plane, he tripped and fell on a flight attendant. The attendant swore at Fur, and Fur took offense to him being called a %$@&!, he is a male, after all. So Fur hacked at attendant. Attendant threw one of their dinners down Fur's throat. Fur felt ill. He "spilled" cream of corn on attendant. Attendant's out for the running! Then, to Fur's amazement, in front of the airport, grew the biggest Salami-is-better-than-Summer-Sausage plant in the entire square foot it grew on. Fur drooled. Fur's drool drooled. Just as he leapt at the hypnotizing plant, the IRS members came and took it all away! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fur foamed at the mouth. Fur's rabid Isness is back! He used it to transport himself to?The Secret Hideout of the IRS Members! It was right across the road from the airport. No wonder you can never get ahold of them, they're on a different continent! Oh, no! Fur was caught! There stood Charlie the Intern, Chuck the Vice President, and?Poof the ruler of all Easope! Chuck: Kill the intruder! Oh, then I want you to lick the mud off my Corvette, too. Charlie: Okay! You just watch the quality of my work! So Charlie used the Intern-ness and shot stacks of paperwork at Fur. But the isness is stronger. So Fur used the isness and sent Charlie to Hawaii. He lived happily ever after with the girls on the beach. Oh, no! Chuck is crazy! He pulled out a voodoo doll and bit it. Fur felt pain. Then Fur pulled out a voodoo doll and breathed on it. Chuck fainted. Now only Poof remains! Poof slapped Fur with a guppy. Oh! Fur discovered a new part to the isness! Fur used the telepathy-ness on Poof. Poof ran away screaming. Easope's been secured! PART 32-THE BROKEN LANDS Cram the UpLand Starweed was sent to the Broken Lands. He went to the capital island, Crakkur. Since Seaweed was a Starweed too, Cram went to LocateAStarweed on his macrocomputer to find him. He was taking a shower. It was 2:30, so Cram decided to wait. 3:00-Seaweed's still in the shower. 3:30-Seaweed's still there. 4:00-Still there. 4:50-Cram's tired, so he takes a sleeping pill. NEXT DAY AT 5:00-Cram's still sleeping. Seaweed flooded himself into the sea after clogging the drain with hair. Cram won! PART 33-MALARIA ZONE Mr. Muffy shipped himself to Malaria Zone in a coffee can. He's a hand puppet after all, so he can fit in good. He jumped out of his can and found himself at the thrown of the almighty king of all Malaria. Uh, Zone that is. Malaria Zone. Mr. Muffy threw a piece of lint at Fan. Fan blinked. Fan used the ofness and exploded Mr. Muffy's can. Mr. Muffy cried. Then Fan the fan used an extreme ofness spell on Mr. Muffy. Mr. Muffy turned into a rubber ducky. Fan the fan won! PART 34-THE CAPITOL OF THE WORLD Bobby hopped on his pet dragon, Bertha, and flew to Chicago, the Capitol of the World. Suddenly 2 UnNinjamen popped out of the tree. UnNinjamen are the enemies of all Ninjamen. The UnNinjamen threw UnNinja moons at Bobby. So Bobby threw a Ninja star and the star broke the moons. Then Bobby the Ninjaman took his Ninja tree from its sheath and whacked the UnNinjas with it. They ran away crying because of their splinters. Just like an UnNinjaman. Bobby continued on, whacking UnNinjamen as he went. Suddenly, out popped the leader of the UnNinjamen. It was Lil the bunny assassin. Lil shot Bobby with her bazooka. Bobby countered with the sword of the blacksmith. Lil put on her extra-anti-gravity suit and floated away. Then Bobby came to Big Ben. Danables moved it and made it his palace after he took over the world. Now it ran on a solar-powered lithium ion microscopic thing-a-ma-bob horseshoe engine battery. Bobby dug in. Danables' castle (Big Ben) was just a little big. Bobby found hundreds of gears, so he jumped on Bertha, and flew to the top. There, in his thrown at the top was Danables. "Leave!" Danables shouted. Bobby threw a Ninja star at Danables. Danables ate it. Danables used the power of Big Ben to age Bobby to 1,000,000,001 years old. Bobby felt tired. Bobby fell down. One of his Ninja stars fell from his pocket. It fell down, down, down and stuck in a gear. Big Ben stopped. The time curse is broken! Bobby is young again!! Danables evaporated!!! Bobby won!!!! The end!!!!! PART 35-THREST Dil went to Threst. He used the top-secret G.P.S. system to find Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter was in an Air Force base in Kentucky. Oh, no! Kentucky's full of Peanutbutterians! They're destroying all the jelly companies! By the way, Dil hates mothballs. Dil jumped in a tree. Ouch! The tree bit Dil! Dil sued the tree for a new piece of skin. He won too. Dil summoned the reindeer with his isness, then hid in the sewer. When he came back up, there were no Peanutbutterians. But there stood Peanut Butter. He was in a top-secret anti-magic, anti-gun, anti-everything super Mech of doom with a FM radio and slot machine built in. Mech squished Dil. Boy, does he have a headache! Dil sent his herd of reindeer at Mech. They bounced off like marshmallows. Dil is mad. Dil is Mad! Dil IS MAD! Dil licked Mech. It rusted and fell apart. Then Peanut Butter made Dil sticky. Dil creamed the corn of the field. So Peanut Butter got scared and warped away. Dil won! PART 36-HUNTING DOWN THE FAN After all the fighting, and after Mr. Muffy turned back into a real puppet, the Isnessians met and reported. Everyone but Fan the fan had been overthrown. Dil decided they should all go to Malaria Zone and flush out the hostile fan. When they got there a snake bit Bobby. Bobby bit the snake. Snake hanged itself in a tree. Looks like Fan's set up traps. Suddenly Fur sees a Salami-is-better-than-Summer-Sausage plant! He ran to it. It ate Fur! Fan: 1 down, 4 to go. Then Peanut Butter jumped on Dil's eyes and blinded him. Dil got sorrowful. He accidentally hit Cram into an electric fence. Cram smoked. Fan: That's 2. Suddenly a mime jumped out and slapped Bobby. Bobby was angry. Then Mime put an illusionary box around Bobby and threw it in a vat of steak sauce. Fan: Heh. Three. Oh, no! Dil stepped in Quick Butter! It's an artificial Peanut Butter without its thickness. Dil was swallowed up! Fan: Now only Mr. Muffy remains. Send in the troops! To Mr. Muffy's surprise, Lil, Wil, Bil, Phil, and Peanut Butter jumped out of the ground! Lil pointed her bazooka at Mr. Muffy. Lil: Now it ends. Suddenly a cherry pie splatted in Lil's face. She lost her bazooka. But who threw the pie? It's Martha the baker! Martha already knew the isness. Then Wil shot at Mr. Muffy with his new Semi-automatic/automatic shotgun/hand gun/machine gun. But it jammed up and exploded! Bye Wil! Then Phil poured hydrochloric acid on Mr. Muffy's car. Mr. Muffy's enraged. Poor car is now dead. Mr. Muffy zapped Phil with his laser eyes. Then Bil got his face splatted with non-lemonned, non-maranged lemon pie. Bil: It burns! My eyes! Then Bil fell off an imaginary cliff and died. Peanut Butter ran away scared. Now it's just Martha, Mr. Muffy and Lil. Lil picked her bazooka back up and blew Martha away. Mr. Muffy used the isness. POP! Lil turned into a drunken misquito. She flew away. PART 37-THE BATTLE OF BREAKDOWN INDUSTRIES When Mr. Muffy got to Fan's secret place, he went in. It was a tower full of fan parts. It's Breakdown Industries! The makers of Fan the fan! Oh, no! Out came Fake Fans! Fake Fan 1 started to blow on Mr. Muffy, so Mr. Muffy turned the power from LOW to SELFDESTRUCT. Fake Fan 1 exploded! So Fake Fan 2 came and threw a fan blade at Mr. Muffy. Oh, no! Mr. Muffy's stuck under the fan blade. He used his laser eyes and melted the fan on him. Now Mr. Muffy has a hard plastic shell. He's Mr. Plastic Muffy! A smaller, more shriveled, better version of Mr. Muffy. Mr. Plastic Muffy threw a glob of slime in Fake Fan 2's motor. Fake Fan 2 overheated and melted into a puddle of gastric acid. The acid ate away at the floor. A secret room! No. Actually it was just a room you'd find if you went downstairs. Oh, well. Mr. Plastic Muffy jumped in the hole and squished on the ground. There was nothing downstairs but a computer and stairs. Mr. Plastic Muffy ran up the stairs, but they broke! Plastic Muffy went to the computer. It said: "C:/>." Mr. Plastic Muffy was confused. What'll he do now? Mr. Plastic Muffy typed in "Go downstairs." So the computer warped Mr. Plastic Muffy and the computer upstairs. Mr. Plastic Muffy liked the computer. It was an old Compaq with a 50 MHz processor, and it was hooked up to the Warpnet via an infragreen connection. Her name was Edna the Compaq. Edna already had the isness, but I think you could guess that. So Edna the Compaq joined the Isnessians. Now, onward! To find the fan! Edna the Compaq warped to the top of Breakdown Industries. Fan the fan! There! Fan began to blow at top speed. But Mr. Plastic Muffy typed in "ECHO," and Edna began to blow too! Then Fan the fan got tired and hovered away. Fan the fan is beaten! Yippy skippy! PART 38-THE RETURN OF THE OFNESSIANS Suddenly all the Ofnessians, even the new guy, Pelzak, appeared. "Remember, Ofnessians don't lose easily. We will live to fight another day! Oh, and we revived Jar, the emperor of Peanut Butter Planet too!" And they all went like Poof and disappeared! PART 39-THE VACATION Dil is tired of fighting crazy things every day. So Dil is going to take a vacation. The End. PART 40- THE TASTE OF SANITY 2 Well, this was going to be THE TASTE OF SANITY 2, but I loss it in my drinking mug. I really got to leave that at home! Anyway, here's something we slapped together in the 12 1/2 minutes we had left. Here you go! Once there lived in a land of sour milk and crystallized honey a little dilapidated man with a frying pan for an arm and a butterscotch candy for a head. Every day, he would go to the rum market and buy rum and sell people his old taffy. It was a long and beautiful life he had. Then one day a wolf came and ate his butterscotch head. The man patted the wolf on the back and tried to say "Good job," but his mouth was in the wolf's belly. So the man died a short (heh, heh, short) and happy life with a short and happy death. The End.